my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
HE SAW HIS CHANCE
AND HE FUCKING TOOK IT
I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
*throws shade* *misses*
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.